God Introduces New Bird

The New Bird, according to The Onion

The Onion, in case you haven’t stumbled across it, is a fake, humorous newspaper where you can read all sorts of imaginative stuff.  With that warning, we refer you to a recent faux article announcing that God has created a new bird.  The bird doesn’t have a name yet because,  “In keeping with tradition, the bird has not been given a name by God, who has left it to mankind to name all the animals.”  Of course, in this modern age, even God has critics.  One such person is alleged by the Onion to have said, “It’s no bald eagle, that’s for sure.”

Tags: humor, The Onion