A Vulture Flies

audubon-california-turkey-v1A scientific vulture, flying north for the summer, decided to take an airplane instead of doing it himself.  His experiments indicated that while airplanes use far more carbon calories than vultures; they use far fewer vulture-calories.

Knowing that they don’t serve vulture food on airplanes, the vulture brought with him a dead armadillo to snack on.

The ticket clerk asked, “Do you want me to check that for you?”

“No need,” said the vulture, “it’s carrion.”


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