If birds wore shoes, they would look like Rudi Hurzlmeier’s birds. Imagine the market. Billions of birds buying billions and billions of shoes.
High heels might stage a comeback and bird anthropologists would, as human anthropologists have, investigate whether such shoes are a sign by women of submission to men. The human anthropologists who derived that theory were men.
Yes, we know: These Hurzlmeier cards, which we gleefully sell in our online store, anthropomorphize birds. We don’t care; they’re funny and make us chuckle.
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